Deagled.

You can tell this is going to end wrong, quick.
Talk to your kids about sex. Nicely done.
Talk about payback. I actually don't know what this kid did, but it definitely came back to him.
Some pranks: screeching tire, and my personal favorite, below.



Okay, I'm gonna go make some fireballs.

Epic Thread

I ran into this earlier today. A guy on the bodybuilding.com forums discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him, so he decided to post his story... yada-yada-yada shes a stripper.. Actually we're not sure of that last one, but regardless it's a pretty funny read. And although a little late in the year, it definitely deserves the thread of the year award, if one such exists.

EDIT: Looks like bodybuilding.com took the thread down. I'll try and find a quick summary for you guys on what happend, just in case you missed it. Till then, you'll just have to take my word for it.

The Top 10 Animal Videos

Here are my picks for the top 10 animal videos I've seen over the time. Some are funny, some aren't, but they're all worth watching if you're at work.

10. Talking Parrot
I hear this isn't as impressive as I thought it was.. but nonetheless it's still pretty interesting seeing an animal talk.



9. Possessed Dog
This dog has to have multiple personalities running at the same time.



8.Chicken Police
I didn't know bunnies were the gangstas of the farm world.



7.Alligator Trick Gone Wrong
Who in their right mind would do that. As soon as the video starts you know what's going to happen.



6.Bear Attack
Next time lets not try and surprise the bear.



5.Monkey Mirror
This is what Britney must be going through right now..



4.Satanic Cat
What the hell?



3.Panda Sneeze
This is classic.



2.Monkey Sniff N Pass
The Charmin bear needs to share the goods with this monkey.



1.Trampline + Bear = Sheer Awesomeness
Poor guy, he was probably looking for picanic baskets up there.. Watch the slow motion replay.. ouch.



Honorable Mentions

What happends when you artificially mix a lion and a tiger. You get a Liger kids. A fucking liger.

Asian people enjoy fiddling with death.

Kids are Narcissistic and some news

A study introduced in 1982 say that kids today think they're the shit. The Narcissistic Personality (NPI) asks for responses for statements as "If I ruled the world, it would be a better place" "I think I am a special person" and "I can live my life any way i want to." Since the study began, scores have gone up 30%. Thats great, blame YOUtube and MYspace for this one guys.

In other news:

• I wish I was still in school,


• I have to go to the dentist,


• I'll leave a tip the next time I eat out, just to do it in style,


• and I'll find some time to feed the homeless.

EMOSKEEMO

The disadvantage of growing up in this time: you're a moron.

I didn't realize how bad this emo bullshit has gotten ever since I saw this clip. Hopefully they'll cut the right way next time.

Ow.

This is by far the most disgusting sports injury I've ever seen. Shaun Livingston of the L.A. Clippers went up for what seemed to be an easy lay in and this happend. I shouldn't of watched it..
Apparently he's expected to miss at least 8 months if treatment goes well. Looks like he won't get to finish another full season because of injury.
"It's probably the most serious injury you can have to the knee,"
Clippers physician Tony Daly said yesterday. "He might miss all of next year."

Ouch.

If you enjoyed that, you bad, bad person, check out Jimmy Traina's blog for his opinion on the "Most Gruesome/Bizarre" sports injuries of all time. I stopped reading after watching Allen Ray's eye pop out.



EDIT: NBA took the video down from youtube. But you can still see it here.

In other news Shaq daddy reached 25,000 points in his career last night.. they still lost though. In my opinion this'll likely be his last award he'll win. With Wade out with a shoulder injury (the decision to do treatment or season-ending surgery still being up in the air) there is no way Shaq can carry the team to another championship. Don't expect Payton, Walker, Eddie Jones, to do anything. Looks like the Knicks are gonna bring it all home this year......

Just kidding.

The Truth

A good buddy of mine showed me this the other day.. apparently I've been living under a rock the last couple of weeks and managed to miss this.. It's incredible what people can get away with nowadays (especially Bush). Check this clip out of Colbert ripping into Bush at the annual White House Correspondance dinner, while literally right beside him. Bush looks like he was laughing the whole time. Figures.